Are you tired of feeling vulnerable while on your mobility assistance scooter. Whilst patrolling the streets for scum?
Do you feel a little slow on the draw, due to having to reach under your overhang to draw your piece?
Tired of body armor, not coming in 5xl?
Then Bobcat has the mobility assistance scooter for you.
A Bobcat, with the cockpit enclosed in bullet resistant plexiglass. With a side window to hit the drive thru window.
Eco friendly hybrid can be ran on gasoline. Better yet and more economical turn that fast food into fuel, with our built in toilet in the seat. Using the methane you create as fuel. How cool?
Now for the goodies. Armed with dual m-60's securely mounted above the headlights. With one in the back. Dual grenade launchers as well in front. And for those pesky protestors. Just back up to them. Let loose your choice of intense methane flame. At up to 20 feet long, 5 feet high and 8 feet wide. Able to burn so long as you keep going number two. Or for non lethal riot control. Just belch out a spray of excrement.
"I'm George Zimmerman and I ride this everyday."
A steal at 99 dollars a month. And the newly elected congress and senate promise to make it covered by major health insurance.
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