Chef and his three Marmitons sat inside the now closed establishment. The CEO of the restaurant group that actually owned the "indie" spot was on hand. He was laying out plans for the upcoming local and state wide elections. Chef was to have dinner made for both the Democrat and Republican candidates. As CEO explained why.
"Chef no matter who wins, we will win. Our company has donated to the campaigns of both sides." Chef snorted a line of coke as he listened more intently. "So no matter who wins, we will get rid of that pesky health department,
labor board, and immigration fuckers."
"So my, uh your bonus will go up for food and labor cost. " Chef hissed as he cooked heroin in a spoon.
"Are the Honduran kids being taught line cooking basics at the orphanage? The one we ah, donated money toward."
"Why yes. You are to start firing all American kitchen staff. One by one over the next few weeks." spouted the CEO.
"Nothing is lost for food cost!!!" went the Chef's credo.
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