Plutocratic Oligarchs Oblivious to the Public.
It has come to our attention in recent times that profits are taking a hit. The public is getting smart to civil forfeiture as well as excessive ticketing. Due to this fact.It was once thought that by lowering IQ standards for police recruits. That we could save money by under paying, and increase municipal profit. Also by passing laws in so called faux Patriot Acts. Up profits by legalizing these buffoons to commit theft upon any citizen they stop. These buffoons are so stupid. That they are dominated by the mostly dormant(in higher iq groups)reptile lower brain. Therefore unable to control violent tendencies, and sexual urges. As seen with all the recent killing of suspects in misdemeanor arrest stops. Sparking protest, which these morons have forgotten is still legal, until we fix that. So they brutalize protestors but run from the armed looters that show up. Giving our institutions a bad name, causing stocks and profits to plummet.
Another problem, the lack of control of sexual urges. Protest groups are using concentrated female pheromone bombs, as well as naked female streakers. Causing the officers to go into a mass heat, and have sexual intercourse with everything that has or can be made to have an oraface. This is unacceptable.
Recently 20 police officers fell for this ruse. And in doing so failed to follow orders of a corporate officer. Failed to secure the interest of corporate profit(the ravioli). And sexually assaulted a CEO, and 3 pieces of corporate property. These 20 officers have been rounded up, and destroyed by the new laser mounted on the USS Ponce. Which at approximately .59 cents per shot. Was very cost effective as punishment.
Meanwhile. We are looking into Chinese made Depo Provera. Used mainly as a birth control method. In females. When injected into males, it causes a form of chemical induced castration. For about 90 days. We will tell the officers they are steroids. This should foil the pesky protest groups.
Thank You.
P.O.O.P.