Chef and CEO were sitting in the "indie gourmet "dive"huffing Red Rustoleum spray paint, from a plastic bag. The three Marmitons were present as well. Felix was berating and bashing Dewey's slumped one eyed form over the head. Dewey had been dry humping a plant in the corner. He soon turned to take a rolled menu and smack Carl was well. Who was busy pleasuring himself to professional wrestling. Suddenly Felix saw a van pull up out the window. And a line of what appeared to be unkempt homeless people. They were getting bowls of Ravioli from an old man dressed in a chef coat. Two college age girls were pulling large rubber tubs of it from the van. Dewey alerted Chef and the Ceo of this. It was decided to take advantage of a local law forbidding the assembly and feeding of vagrants. Chef and Ceo wanted that ravioli. To be the next days special. For nothing is lost in the name of food cost. Bonus! Bonus! Bonus! trickles up the management chain. Ceo calls the police.
A few moments later two armored police vehicles arrive. One of which runs over a woman pushing a stroller flat. Without notice. 20 militarized cops jump out. Chef and Ceo instruct them on what is going on. A cop walks up to the old man in the Chef coat."You! Drop Plate now!". Dropping the plate the old man explains that he is a minister feeding the homeless. Doing the work of God. The cops cuff him. And stand him against a wall. Suddenly in well executed move out of nowhere. The two young women throw down glass tubes. A gas permeates the air from the tubes. Suddenly the cops start dry humping the air. Cries of "Me must fuck!" are everywhere. The girls grab the old man and jump in the van during the confusion. The cops in their lustful heat. Brutally grab Chef, Ceo, and the three Marmitons and have their loving ways with them. All recorded by passersby. And all over the net as we speak.
The minister later made a statement, that the glass tubes contained female pheromones in high doses. Causing the lower iq'd police officers whose reptile brains are more dominant to have to have sex. Thus allowing their escape.
Chef, Ceo, and the Cops 3 of the top 10 professions attracted to Psychopaths. Forgot that Clergy were on the list.
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