Celebrity Chef and his Marmitons, jobless to appear on Celebrity Rehab.

Hello fellow foodies. It is sad day for us. Perhaps a new beginning. CEO has fired Chef and his staff in a cost cutting move. Chef has been piled with tens of thousands in medical bills. Currently awaiting his turn on Celebrity Rehab. Chef had no health insurance as CEO thought it was an excess expense. A doctor at Elm Street Clinic ran by the local Health Department, has stated that Chef is lucky to be alive. At age 28 some of his physical features are that of a man of 98. The doctor speculates that rehab might be too dangerous for Chef. Chef's system has become dependent on massive all day dosing of opiates, alcohol,stimulants,various household cleaning and hardware chemicals.And finally preservatives from eating processed food. due to the fact Chefs and cooks hate to cook for themselves. Let us pray that the rehab goes well. He is set to be room mates with George Zimmerman at rehab. So Chef will be well protected.